Full Immersion nel Megalomanismo

“I ♥ LGB”

Peter: “Hahahaha.”
Francesco: “What are you laughing for?”
Peter: “That license plate!”

Do un’acchiata ad una targa che Peter mi indica ma non mi dice niente di niente.
Francesco: “What does that even mean, Peter? I love …?”
Peter: “I Love Lesbian, Gay and Bisexual…”
Francesco: “…” ns2

Prima o poi questo argomento era destinato ad emergere. Lo stato della California e’ un concentrato di omosessualita’ mai vista prima. Io saro’ sempre l’ultima a capire le cose, ma qua le condizioni sono davvero preoccupanti se non allarmanti. Piu’ volte, mi e’ successo di trovarmi in un luogo pubblico, contare gli uomini, per poi separare gay ed etero, e scoprire che il numbero di gay e’ nettamente maggiore; dal parucchiere, a ballare, al tavolo di poker ed ovviamente al lavoro (o meglio il posto dove ho lavorato fino a fine Gennaio). Fino ad un paio di anni fa, non volevo sentire parlare di omosessualita’ in alcun modo; ogni occasione era buona per denigrarli e mi ricordo di provare addirittura piacere ad insultarli. Stando qua in California pero’, sono stato obbligato a vedere le cose per quello che sono, in un luogo dove la gente si sente piu’ libera di esprimersi, senza aver bisogno di mascherarsi. Ho parzialmente cambiato la mia idea, risultando un po’ piu’ tollerante a rigurdo, anche se questa cosa di accettare due uomini o due donne nello stesso letto non la digeriro’ mai completamente (a meno che sia una menage a trua trois ovviamente ns3 ). In questi giorni mi stavo chiedendo se questa “gaymania” sia un trend diffuso solo degli USA o se sia cosi’ in ogni paese, meno percettibile e diretto pero’, date ovvie divergenze culturali. In ogni caso tutta questa storia mi mette l’ansia. Va bene che l’omosessuale lo potevamo trovare anche nel medioevo ma sono sempre piu’ convinto che con l’attuale societa’ il numero di gay stia aumentando senza controllo. Dove andremo a finire se continuaiamo cosi? Sara’ il 2600 l’anno di soli gay e lesbiche?



San Diego Zoo

Mi hanno convinto ad andare allo zoo. E ci sono stato per ben tre ore. Si, va bene che ci sono animali stupendi come la giraffa ed il panda ma dopo un’oretta purtroppo, si manifesta il conosciutissimo abbassamento della sacca scrotale con conseguente dolore ai testicoli, conosciuto anche come “rottura di maroni”.

Ecco le foto:

Ci sentiamo alla prossima ragazzi!



synopsis.

I dropped the girl I was dating cause of a drug dealer.

I just got a new bicycle from Charlie.

I got my iPod stolen by a Mexican bitch.

I partially planned my trip to New York with Frost for this coming summer.

I started drawing when I want to get relaxed.

I watched Hannah in her eyes right before she died.

I promised to myself I will start to play drums.

I just saw a couple of Chinese taking a picture of their Starbucks coffees.

I donated ten dollars to Haiti and then I got the number of the girl who asked for the donation.

I had a week of neck pain for unknown reasons.

I drank three shots of tequila to make it go away cause I had no painkillers.

I had a two day back pain right after that for unknown reasons.

I am letting my hair grow like Gallingani, but better.

I got an amazing leather jacket from my friend Peter.

I realized how much I love to make drama in my life.

I started thinking of how much I am sticking to this place.

I started wondering how it will be when I’ll need to be back home.

I copied part of my history midterm from one of my classmates.

I finally learned how to pronounce the words “neightborhood”, “girl” and “careful”.

I am having a very good time with my roommate Tabata.

I helped Charlie clean the garage and it wasn’t a nice experience.

I watched Se7en again and I remembered how much I love that movie.

I played a twelve player poker tournament and I finished second place.

I found out that my actual grade in math is an A, beating my expectations.

I was in a coffee shop and a fifty year old gay told me I had beautiful eyes. I said thanks (…).

I am seriously thinking about staying here to get my four year bachelor degree.

I lost my wallet with seventy dollars in it.

I got it back with seventy dollars in it.

I will become part of Big Brothers Big Sisters of America some time this month.

I dreamed about my sister.

I just finished writing the 100th post of Full Immersion Nel Megalomanismo.



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Zoe and Madeline.

For all the people who were asking me for updates about my new misterious date this is it. Zoe and Madeline, her sister, are two twins. These are some photos of them a year ago.

Madeline & Zoe.

Zoe in the front, with Madeline behind her.

My favorite one.



Le mie piu’ sincere scuse..

Dati diversi motivi, le ultime due settimane sono state frutto di silenzio su questo blog e di questo ne sono dispiaciuto profondamente. Prometto che entro un paio di giorni arriveranno aggiornamenti.

Il direttore di FINM.



“The Beep” – Based on a true story

It’s 4:16 am. Silence spreads all over the house: no sounds at all. Francesco, covered by at least 12 blankets is sleeping inside his comfortable twin bed. His roomate Felipe, joined with a couple Brazilian friends, left home yesterday morning, decided to spend the weekend in Las Angeles also known as LA. Francesco is by himself in the room. The sun hasn’t risen yet. The darkness is still part of San Diego city. But something is about to happen. Something very annoying is ready to ruin Francesco’s morning and freak him out very bad.

Beep (an elettronic and loud sound occurs the room).

Francesco opens his eyes. He checks the time: it’s 4.17 am. He doesn’t understand why he’s awake. He rolls on his right side even if he normally prefers to stay on the left one.

He likes the way how his two pillows are so soft and comfortable piled up the way they are, one on the other. He likes to hug one of them when he sleeps. After a few minutes, he refalls asleep.

Beep (the same loud sound again).

Francesco, kind of disappointed and with a bit of anger, opens his eyes again. Checking the whole room around, he’s wondering what’s going on. His face looks very sleepy and one of his eye is barely opened. “What the hell is that beepy noise breaking into my dreams?”, he is wondering while he is drooling on his pajamas. The high frequency of the sound made him confused and uncapable to understand where it came from. He checks his cellphone even though he knows it doesn’t have that kind of ringtone, and most important thing, he realizes that the day before he didn’t set any alarm clock for the day after. His cellphone’s screen doesn’t show anything other than the regular background image picturing three palms tree and a couple surfs leaning against a wall and the actual times shown in the middle of it: it says 4.21 am. The cellphone is not the problem.

Beep. beep. beep. (the sound occurs in the room again).

He suddenly stands up and starts killing everything which could make an elettronic sound like that one. He takes off batteries from the roomate’s laptop, the bedside clock, the wall clock, the wireless joystick of the Xbox (even if it sounds stupid… yes, he did it) and for being sure he unplugs the room phone, the Xbox and the charger of the camera Nikon D40. After a short amount of time he actually decides to turn off the whole power strip which includes television, a few speakers, a desk lamp, a broken dvd player and a working one. Satisfied of his work he goes back to sleep.

After ten minutes of silence he prodly thinks he won the battle. Yes, he thinks he won it against the beeper, whatever it was.

Beep. (the same sound again).

Eyes open again. Francesco is terrified. He doesn’t even try anymore to find the “guilty” elettronic device which is ruining his sleep. He goes to the kitchen to make himself some tea to calm down and relax. It’s cold in there, even more than it was in the bedroom. He is shaking but he is comforted by the fact that the hot tea is almost ready to warm up his cold body. He takes his cup of hot water out of the microwave and in it he steeps some black tea he found into that little mexican figure on ledge above the sink. He seats down on one of the bar stool next to table and he finally takes a seep of his bitter tea.

Beep. Beep. Beep. (the sound comes from the room, far away from the kitchen but still there).

“Jesus Christ, what the fuck the hell it’s wrong this morning”, loudly talking to himself. He leaves the tea on the counter running than forward to his haunted room. “The cell phone!” he thinks. Francesco remembers he hasn’t tried to turn the phone off yet. “That’s the last thing remained that can make that annoying sound”. He quickly opens the cover up and hitting the phone against his carpal, he makes the battery pops out. “It’s been a piece of cake”, he says. “You were the one, such a bastard. I swear to God tomorrow I’ll sue AT&T to be making defecting ph…”

Beep. (another annoying noise occurs in his room).

He wants to punch something but at the same time he wants to cry. He doens’t know what to do. He checks the time: it’s 4:58 am. “Cristo, voglio dormire”, swears in Italian.

It’s been almost 40 minutes that Francesco is been trying to sleep even if the sound drives him crazy. He tries to cover his ears with the pillow unsuccessfully. He doesn’t like his pillows anymore. He is rolling around inside his bad, like a carp kept outside the sweet water of its own river would do.

Suddently, a shocked expression on his face: he just remembered that sound. Yes, it was something he has already heard in the past. He heard that sound when Tim, his old roomate, was still living with him. “Oh my God, it doesn’t make any sense”, he thinks, “it cannot be that!”. He gets closer and closer to the thing. With a intrigued expression, he observes the thing for a few minutes waiting for a cocrete prove. He doesn’t feel anymore the tiredness. Now he is like an impatient hunter about to kill his prey no longer far enough to escape from him. He is as close as he can, about to put his hands on it and then disconnect its battery forever.

Beep.

“Shit. Damn it. You fuck ass. My fucking ears. Fuck. Jeezzz Crist my Ears. Ahhhh!”, swearing by himself in the room. He quickly opens that little rounded yellow device attached to the ceiling and with violence he rips the battery out of it obtaining then the deserved silence.

That was it. That was the end of the defective fire alarm installed in Francesco’s room.

The thing

The thing


Here, another old experience with the same fire alarm.